May 30, 2007
May 18, 2007
Thanks
Just wanted to post a quick "Thank You" to everyone for the wonderful Birthday wishes. I will be celebrating at the local watering hole on Saturday evening if anyone should feel the desire to come and buy me a beer, or 4 :)
Oh, and don't forget that Sunday is Led's B-day. Make sure you stop in and wish him well that night too.
May 11, 2007
Saturday May12th
Is the National Association of Letter Carriers 15th Annual Stamp Out Hunger food drive. So if you have any extra canned goods laying around, put em out by your mailbox and help make a difference.
I remember going around and doing something similar when I was in the Cub Scouts. We went around one week and hung orange bags on every door in town. Then a couple weeks later we rode around town in the back of a pickup to fetch them. In a move that would never be repeated in today's pussified world, one of the fathers would drive nice and slow down the street and whenever we passed a house with one of those bright orange bags on the porch two or three of us would leap from the back of the truck and sprint up to retrieve it. It would be an all out brawl on some of those porches to see who could get that damn plastic bag full of cans. I have no idea what they fed us to make us want, no need to bring that fucking bag back, but we were ready to draw blood for it baby!!! So anyway, once we got the bag we would have to sprint up the street to catch the truck and climb back into the back of it, because there was no way in hell they were going to stop to pick us up. Hell the only time they stopped was for stop signs, or if there was another car at the intersection. Unfortunately they didn't bother to let the sprinting demon children know that they were going to stop most of the time.... Do you have any idea how hard it is to leap into the back of a moving truck when you're carrying a bag full of canned corn? Well multiply that by about a thousand when said truck suddenly stops and the spot you were aiming to plant your foot on is now 6 inches closer to you than you thought it was going to be. We had two whole towns to cover and only about 12 little boys to do it with, so after we lost a couple to bloody noses and skinned knees they decided they better start yelling out the windows that they were stopping before they did. Lucky for them we were only like 8 or 9 and still had endless fonts of energy to feed off of. Because if someone asked me to do that today they would probably get a size 13 up the ass.
May 10, 2007
I wonder...
If the people responsible for this design realized that they could branch out into adult merchandising?
May 08, 2007
If only his parents had called him Jack...
How cool is it that the FBI agent in charge of the Fort Dix investigation was named John Ryan? I wonder if he looks anything like Harrison Ford? Or if he goes by Jack ?
Because I sure would, if I were him!
May 07, 2007
What the hell?
Not to long ago I was out riding my new bike with some friends of mine. We went through the 57th and Louise are and I noticed a shop located in one of the mini malls there. It had a logo design much like you would expect to see for a custom car or bike shop. I couldn't really remember the name of it so I could check it out though. So this morning I had some time to kill and started looking around for businesses located in the vicinity. Shortly after I started one name jumped out at me... The Chop Shoppe.
Sounds about right to me, so I look into it further....
It's a hair salon... and they have Sports Facials.... what the fuck is a sports facial? One reply I got is "like a porn start Olympic event?"
But alas... no, no it is not... in fact it is a facial for men. Apparently throwing "Sports" at the beginning of anything makes it manly. Either that or they are administered by former linebackers...
I may have to go check the place out and write up a review... They do have big screen TV's after all.
Nah, fuck that shit, Cost Cutters here I come!
P.S. Is that a bear in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
May 03, 2007
Hey there stranger
So, it's been a while since I posted anything on here. I just really haven't had the desire to write anything. All kinds of stuff has happened that I could have written about, but I just didn't feel the need to spill out the words.
Lets see... shortly after I posted last my Grandmother passed away. She was 85 years old and my only remaining grandparent. She lived a full life and brought 14 children into the world.
I contemplated moving to another job, but decided not to since I was making other changes in my life.
Like buying a motorcycle, and putting in an offer on a house... That's right, I'm finally making the decision to put down some roots.
And yes... it is scaring the shit out of me.
What else has happened... Oh yeah, on Saturday my boss died from a heart attack at the age of 61. The wake is tonight, and the "Life Celebration" is tomorrow.
Well, I think that's about it for now.
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